NICK FUCKING CAVE IN PERSON!
he did a little discussion last night before the book signing which included his fondness for iphones, the german audiobook being spoken by blixa and calling some guy really fucking old.
interviewer: "i sat down one night with a glass of whisky and read your book, by the end i was hallucinating"
nick: "whisky? TRY SMOKING CRACK!"
audience member: "what happened to the moustache?"
nick: "do you guys have rohypnol here? oh ok good so my wife slipped a couple of them in my drink one night and i woke up without my moustache it's for the best"
audience member: "who would win in a cage match pj or kylie?"
nick: "kylie..... for sure"
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