NICK FUCKING CAVE IN PERSON!
he did a little discussion last night before the book signing which included his fondness for iphones, the german audiobook being spoken by blixa and calling some guy really fucking old.
interviewer: "i sat down one night with a glass of whisky and read your book, by the end i was hallucinating"
nick: "whisky? TRY SMOKING CRACK!"
nick: "whisky? TRY SMOKING CRACK!"
nick: "do you guys have rohypnol here? oh ok good so my wife slipped a couple of them in my drink one night and i woke up without my moustache it's for the best"
audience member: "who would win in a cage match pj or kylie?"
nick: "kylie..... for sure"
uhm like, do you even know who the interviewer was. It was alan cross actually, hes like, so famous.
ReplyDeleteuhm like i do know it's like alan cross and like he's a douche and like yeah uhm
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